The young lady from Trunch

There was a young lady from Trunchwho liked eating marmite for lunchit got stuck in her hair her mother went sparethat silly young lady form trunch 

Teatime with wolfie.

……………………………. ”I did! I did!  You don’t believe me, I can hear it in your voice.” said Granny to her disbelieving grandaughter.

“But we only just escaped with our lives” said a somewhat annoyed Red Riding Hood. She still had a  little dried slime on her nose from being inside the wolf and the terrible rumbling of his stomach  was still fresh in her ears.

“Don’t worry dear.” cooed her Grandma, three woodsmen came as well. “The Wolf just had to apologise for his appalling behaviour.”……………..